"The B-I-B-L-E,

Yes, that's the book for me,"

sang the loudest three-year-old in the house.

"I still don't know

The Word of God,

The B-I-B-L-E!"

Jen and I looked at each other and had to laugh. "Sing it for Karen!" we requested.

So he launched in again. Sure enough, instead of singing the original, "I stand alone on the word of God," Michael substituted his own words. 

He still doesn't know 

the words to the song, 

the B-I-B-L-E.